10 Things I Hate About You

I hate the way you talk to me
and the way you do your hair
I hate the way you drive your car
and the way you make me scared
I hate your cool shirts and shoes
and the way you read my mind
I hate it when you're always right
and when you choose not to tell
I hate it when you make me laugh
even worse when you make me cry
I hate it when you're not around
and the fact that you don't so often call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
not even close, not even a little bit
not even at all